{"product_id":"oh-the-places-youll-blow-an-adults-only-collection-of-sentient-location-erotica-paperback","title":"Oh, The Places You'll Blow! An Adults Only Collection Of Sentient Location Erotica - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChuck Tingle\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHave you ever considered how handsome a sentient, physically manifested state was? Or dreamed about traveling abroad and having a fling with some charismatic living continent? This love of locations is an erotic fantasy as old as time, and who better to bring it to life than the world's greatest author, two-time Hugo Award finalist Dr. Chuck Tingle. With Oh, The Places You'll Blow, Chuck has crafted a collection of erotic tales about the places we love to get hard in. A perfect gift for that recent college graduation in your life, or just a buckaroo on the move, this collection features the following carnal, homoerotic tales...CANADA POUNDS MY BUTT AND COVERS MY PANCAKES WITH REAL MAPLE SYRUP IN AN EROTIC WAY ALSO IT IS DELICIOUSBILLIONAIRE ELONS MUGG TAKES THE HANDSOME PLANET MARS IN HIS BUTTTHE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLEPOUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYERTURNED GAY BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINERTHE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AUSTRALIA POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTPOUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNION\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 88\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.21 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 27, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43420424274009,"sku":"9781070551975","price":27.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/6465\/9545\/files\/6jhefkCkKM9781070551975.webp?v=1781095951","url":"https:\/\/warrenssanctuaryofthemind.myshopify.com\/de\/products\/oh-the-places-youll-blow-an-adults-only-collection-of-sentient-location-erotica-paperback","provider":"Warren's sanctuary of the mind","version":"1.0","type":"link"}