{"product_id":"the-worst-new-years-book-in-the-whole-entire-world-hardcover","title":"The Worst New Year's Book in the Whole Entire World - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJoey Acker\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThis \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the Worst New Year's Book in the Whole Entire World.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNew Year's is supposed to be about celebrations, cheers, midnight magic, and new beginnings, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWrong.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNameless the Rock does NOT like New Year's.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e He doesn't like countdowns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e He doesn't like loud noises.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e And he definitely doesn't like being trapped in another holiday book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere's a talking clock wearing a top hat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere are party hats that no one looks good in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJerry Pumpkins brought \"snacks\" that are absolutely not snacks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd the countdown keeps getting louder... even when Nameless tries to escape the book.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll he wants is a quiet evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Maybe one moment of peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e But this is New Year's... and things are only getting louder by the page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Ages 3-7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Preschool through 3rd grade\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - New Year's Eve read-alouds\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Classroom countdown fun\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Fans of The Worst Winter Book and The Worst Elf Book\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Anyone who knows resolutions rarely last past breakfast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Worst New Year's Book in the Whole Entire World\u003c\/strong\u003e is part of the Entire World Books series-a disastrously funny collection starring Nameless the Rock, who keeps getting pulled into books he definitely didn't sign up for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 42\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 08, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43339065163865,"sku":"9781951046576","price":35.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/6465\/9545\/files\/Uv3vD0UBsp9781951046576.webp?v=1779433929","url":"https:\/\/warrenssanctuaryofthemind.myshopify.com\/de\/products\/the-worst-new-years-book-in-the-whole-entire-world-hardcover","provider":"Warren's sanctuary of the mind","version":"1.0","type":"link"}