{"product_id":"the-worst-school-book-in-the-whole-entire-world-hardcover","title":"The Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJoey Acker\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: This IS the WORST School Book in the Whole Entire World\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSchool = friends, fun, learning, and following the rules, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWRONG.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause Nameless the Rock does NOT want to go to school.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe doesn't even know why he has to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(He's a children's book character, not a student. Hello )\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere's a school bus.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere's pizza and sloppy joes (yikes).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere's... a cow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd yes-Jerry Pumpkins goes to this school now. Nobody knows why. Not even Jerry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd of course, Jerry is telling everyone why school is the BEST.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNameless just wants OUT\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOut of the school.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOut of this book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOut of Joey Acker's brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut no matter how hard he tries to prove that school is the WORST...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat we do know: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKids CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Parents Are Writing Glowing Report Cards: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"My kid laughed the whole way through-and then read it again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"This book made school feel fun... even for my anti-school kid.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"This book is absolute nonsense. Five stars.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Funny school books with totally unhelpful narrators\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Characters who do NOT want to be here\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Stories full of ridiculous twists and unexpected chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔️ Picture books with zero chill and maximum attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Boys and girls ages 3-7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Preschool through 3rd grade\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Back-to-school season or random Tuesdays\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Beginner and reluctant readers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Fans of funny read-alouds and grumpy rock energy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World\u003c\/strong\u003e is part of the Entire World Books series-a disastrously funny collection starring Nameless the Rock, who keeps getting stuck in books he definitely didn't sign up for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo go ahead... click \"Add to Cart.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Unless you're afraid of school buses, pizza, or pop quizzes. No pressure.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 44\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 12, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43340663586905,"sku":"9781951046538","price":35.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/6465\/9545\/files\/vGUnEVucQn9781951046538.webp?v=1779445018","url":"https:\/\/warrenssanctuaryofthemind.myshopify.com\/products\/the-worst-school-book-in-the-whole-entire-world-hardcover","provider":"Warren's sanctuary of the mind","version":"1.0","type":"link"}